McDegensTHE LATE SHIFT Buy MCD
Solana SOLANA
CLOCK IN. APE IN. SERVE THE TRENCHES.

Your franchise.
Your onchain grind.

Your cat crew. Multiple kitchen stations. A mempool full of hungry degens. Orders confirm, mine, bundle and settle automatically while you build the most unhinged restaurant onchain.

Your restaurant, crew, progression and rewards stay synchronized with your wallet.
McDegens restaurant with crew and kitchen stations
FRANCHISE 001 THE LATE SHIFT
FROM A CLOSED SHOP TO YOUR FIRST ORDER

From normie to McDegen.

01 / OWN

Mint your franchise

Buy your franchise, give it a name and make it your permanent restaurant identity.

02 / RECRUIT

Start with three cats

Patty validates the grill, Beep clears the mempool and Dash settles the tray. Every specialist has a distinct job on the floor.

03 / AUTOPLAY

Let the crew cook

Orders flow MEMPOOL → CONFIRMING → MINING → BUNDLING → SETTLED. No button mashing between normal tasks.

04 / LEVEL UP

Survive the trenches

Higher XP makes crew faster. Ten levels unlock nastier queues and crypto-native menu orders from HODL Burger to the Final Boss Feast.

MEET THE NIGHT CREW

Different jobs. One very busy kitchen.

Patty the Burger Flipper

Patty

GRILL VALIDATOR

Turns raw blocks into confirmed burgers.

Beep the Cashier

Beep

MEMPOOL CASHIER

Confirms every degen order before it hits the grill.

Dash the Food Runner - actual 3D game model

Dash

SETTLEMENT RUNNER

Finalizes trays to the right destination.

Echo the Drive-Thru Associate

Echo

TX LANE OPERATOR

Keeps drive-thru transactions moving at max TPS.

Boss Mittens the Manager

Boss Mittens

BLOCK MANAGER

Coordinates throughput when the mempool gets ugly.

Fixxy the Ice-Cream Repairman

Fixxy

NODE REPAIRMAN

Restores the ice-cream validator when it goes offline.